{"id":5953,"date":"2019-10-05T22:06:32","date_gmt":"2019-10-05T22:06:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/on-line-interactivity.com\/blog\/2019\/10\/05\/how-to-write-bad-poetry\/"},"modified":"2019-10-05T22:06:32","modified_gmt":"2019-10-05T22:06:32","slug":"how-to-write-bad-poetry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/on-line-interactivity.com\/blog\/how-to-write-bad-poetry\/","title":{"rendered":"How To Write Bad Poetry"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;\" class=\"sharethis-inline-share-buttons\" ><\/div><p><body>&#13;<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\">&#13;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/on-line-interactivity.com\">&#13;<br \/>\n  <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/on-line-interactivity.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/abbtop.jpg\" width=\"800\" height=\"120\"\/><\/a><br \/><a 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class=\"style7\">&#13;<br \/>\n                <font color=\"#FB7014\" size=\"4\" face=\"Tahoma\">How to Write Bad Poetry<\/font><\/span><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<p>&#13;<br \/>\n            <\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"left\" height=\"19\">\n<div align=\"justify\"><span class=\"style2\">by: &#13;<br \/>\n                <font size=\"3\" face=\"Times New Roman\" color=\"#FB7014\">Stephen Earley Jordan, II<\/font><\/span><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<p>&#13;<br \/>\n            <\/tr>\n<tr>\n<div id=\"article\">\n<td align=\"left\" height=\"12\"><span class=\"style2\">&#13;<\/p>\n<p>So you\u0092ve decided to crown yourself with a title that a million other people (just like you (yes, just like you!)) give themselves every day. Some people believe giving yourself such a title is equivalent to, and just as beneficial monetarily, as naming yourself Queen of England. But, there is no grace, rarely enough publicity, and only the title of Court Jester seems to be becoming for you because you are a fool among others. &#13;\n<\/p>\n<p>What is this sacred title? Poet.   &#13;\n<\/p>\n<p>Why does titling yourself a \u0093poet\u0094 make you a Fool? Well, it doesn\u0092t, not in and of itself. But if you\u0092ve only been published online, never in print\u0097that could be a sign of your well-earned Fool status.  To be blunt\u0097that is a sign that you write bad poetry.&#13;\n<\/p>\n<p>Why would these sites accept your work if it sucked, you ask? Maybe to raise their quota, maybe to get more submissions of the site\u0092s particular interest,  but mainly to actually HAVE something to post\u0097most (but not all) sites are desperate for submissions. Or maybe they\u0092re out for a profit. Come on, who among us HASN\u0092T had something accepted by the National Library of Poetry, and then gotten all the brochures for expensive products featuring our work?&#13;\n<\/p>\n<p>The Webmaster vs. Editor Problem: Go to any website, check it out. Can you find someone with the title of Webmaster? How about editor?  Or, still yet, Webmaster AND Editor? A Webmaster does not, by any means, mean Editor. Simply because someone is a webmaster (someone who controls the site, updates the postings, etc. . . ) does not mean that the person is an EDITOR (someone who corrects the work, proofreads, re-writes, re-words, etc\u0085) of the work posted on the site. In many cases, webmasters who are disguising themselves as editors are giving real editors a bad name. A webmaster,  will too often post submissions \u0093as is\u0094 and not give a damn about the content or presentation. However, if a site has someone who can both edit and be a webmaster then the site is moving in the right direction. &#13;\n<\/p>\n<p>This is the main problem source. Building a website, and getting work \u0093published\u0094 on a website is so easily done by anyone whether they have talent or not that it de-values the word \u0093published\u0094 and lessens the role of an Editor. &#13;\n<\/p>\n<p>Granted, the internet IS a great marketing tool for promoting your work, getting your name in the public\u0092s eye, and getting writing experience, but have you ever asked yourself why your work is ONLY published online? Perhaps it is because no discerning EDITOR has ever seen your dribbly poems, except in browsing the web for bad poems to laugh at.&#13;\n<\/p>\n<p>Here are a few tips that will help you to get your work published online. Hey, I figured if you\u0092re going to be a fool about getting your unpolished work published on the internet for the world to see, I\u0092d give a few tips to help your bad poetry stay that way, since you seem to like that way best: &#13;\n<\/p>\n<ol>\n<p\/>\n<li>Place the word \u0093Love\u0094 in your title. That\u0092s a  major plus!&#13;\n<p\/><\/li>\n<li>Be straight-forward, don\u0092t use symbols, metaphors or anything that will make the reader think. Readers don\u0092t have time to think.&#13;\n<p\/><\/li>\n<li>Focus on form\u0097(sonnets, villanelles, haiku). Since you think in form, write in form.&#13;\n<p\/><\/li>\n<li>Keep your poem in a rhyme-scheme.  Why? Well, EVERYONE knows that all GOOD poems rhyme, the rest can be disregarded as a post-modern mess!&#13;\n<p\/><\/li>\n<li>Only write in YOUR point of view. Write exactly what you believe, never try to portray the image of someone else. Better yet, start the poem with \u0093I\u0094.&#13;\n<p\/><\/li>\n<li>Keep your poems untitled. Readers love to be creative and imagine what the title should and could be.&#13;\n<p\/><\/li>\n<li>Write in the same place.  If you write in your bedroom\u0097always write there; if you write outside under a tree\u0097always write there&#8212;why try variety and ruin a good thing?&#13;\n<p\/><\/li>\n<li>Don\u0092t ever base a character in a poem on someone you actually KNOW. Heaven forbid you get the piece published, and have to explain to the person\u0097\u0093this is you\u0094.&#13;\n<p\/><\/li>\n<li>Read, but if you don\u0092t like a poem or a poet\u0097just toss it. Don\u0092t even question why you don\u0092t appreciate the work.&#13;\n<p\/><\/li>\n<li>Have no structure. Poetry is about limitless expressions, right?    So in that sense, make your lines and stanzas as long as you wish. Just write exactly how you feel!&#13;\n<p\/><\/li>\n<li>Don\u0092t keep a journal. Journal causes too much self-reflection and you want to write for the moment, not yesterday.&#13;\n<p\/><\/li>\n<li>Use clich\u00e9s as much as possible. People like to read familiar phrases.&#13;\n<p\/><\/li>\n<li>Not every line of a poem is important. Just make sure you have a good first and last line.&#13;\n<p>14.Poems don\u0092t progress, that\u0092s the difference between a story and a poem. Poems aren\u0092t suppose to take you on a journey to learn.&#13;\n\t<\/p>\n<p\/><\/li>\n<li>Submit your poems to only websites. That way, you will never have to face the fact that your poetry SUCKS, because it will only be read by the friends and relatives to whom you give the site\u0092s URL, and your friends will never tell you that reading your poetry is greater torture than letting a small, sharp-clawed guinea pig walk on their sunburned skin.&#13;\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>If you follow these guidelines, and start writing, you will be a \u0093poet\u0094 in no time. Remember that poetry HAS to rhyme, and remember that the less you practice the better you are.&#13;\n<\/p>\n<p>Joking aside\u0097you might want to try doing exactly opposite of the \u0093tips\u0094 in the list. And, since many webmasters (who are titling themselves Editor) aren\u0092t doing their job, it\u0092s up to you to learn to edit your work before you embarrass yourself. &#13;\n<\/p>\n<p>(This article is not commenting that ALL online poetry is not well-crafted. But the poorly crafted poetry far outweighs the well-written by a landslide.)&#13;<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<table width=\"100%\" cellpadding=\"8\" cellspacing=\"0\" border=\"0\" bgcolor=\"#dddddd\">\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p><b>About The Author<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Stephen Jordan, a Medical Editor in Greenwich, Connecticut, currently lives in New York City, has five years experience within the educational publishing industry. Stephen was a freelance editor with such educational foundations as Princeton Review, The College Board, New York University, and Columbia University. Away from the office, Stephen promotes his creative writing, painting, and his home-based freelance business OutStretch Publications. 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