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class=\"style7\">&#13;<br \/>\n                <font color=\"#FB7014\" size=\"4\" face=\"Tahoma\">8 Things That Maketh Not The Lady<\/font><\/span><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<p>&#13;<br \/>\n            <\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"left\" height=\"19\">\n<div align=\"justify\"><span class=\"style2\">by: &#13;<br \/>\n                <font size=\"3\" face=\"Times New Roman\" color=\"#FB7014\">T. O&#8217; Donnell<\/font><\/span><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<p>&#13;<br \/>\n            <\/tr>\n<tr>\n<div id=\"article\">\n<td align=\"left\" height=\"12\"><span class=\"style2\">1. Tattoos.&#13;<\/p>\n<p>Tattoos used to be the colouring of soldiers, sailors, mafiosi and punk rockers. About ten years ago, they became fashionable. The lower-middle classes started taking them up. Unfortunately, unlike last years&#8217; shoes, tattoos can&#8217;t be taken to the thrift shop and disposed of.&#13;<\/p>\n<p>To a certain class of person, tattoos are &#8216;cool&#8217;. To another, they are a graffito on the temple of the soul. They mark a woman definitively as lower class, alienated, depressed, and a bit daft. They&#8217;re also a handy way to identify one absolutely to the authorities. Which shows how stupid some crooks are.&#13;<\/p>\n<p>The same goes for piercings. My family are farmers. I associate nose rings with bulls, and piercings with cattle tags. They are a haven of dirt, infection, and their openings look unsightly.&#13;<\/p>\n<p>With tattoos and piercings, before you&#8217;ve opened your mouth, you&#8217;ve already typed yourself to people you meet.&#13;<\/p>\n<p>2. Highlights and streaks.&#13;<\/p>\n<p>Are you blonde, or brunette? Make up your mind! These might have been novel ten years ago. Now they just look common. Not all gentlemen prefer blondes. A healthy head of untinted brunette or raven dark hair is a pleasant novelty these days.&#13;<\/p>\n<p>It is true that blondes have more fun. I used to be one! Most people on the planet are dark. A non-blonde with blonde hair looks &#8216;interesting&#8217;.&#13;<\/p>\n<p>Now this fashion is done to death, however. If they&#8217;re doing it in Romford, it&#8217;s buried!&#13;<\/p>\n<p>3. Big hoop earrings.&#13;<\/p>\n<p>Unmistakably part of the wardrobe of the gypsy. Which is fine if you are one. Strangely popular. Perhaps they&#8217;re to make the wearer&#8217;s head look smaller. Add them to the features above, and an unattractive type emerges.&#13;<\/p>\n<p>4. Binge drinking.&#13;<\/p>\n<p>Binge drinking, squawking and falling over in the street is hilarious if you are the one doing it. If you are the spectator, it&#8217;s less so.&#13;<\/p>\n<p>5. Visible G-string.&#13;<\/p>\n<p>This is erotic, no doubt about it. Unless you haven&#8217;t the figure to pull it off. Likely to provoke a reaction of &#8216;Mother of G*d!&#8217; when adorning the pasty, blemished buttocks of the &#8216;full-figured&#8217; young lady. Bad diet, no exercise, five-pints-a-night, then &#8216;peek-a-boo!&#8217;. Agggh!&#13;<\/p>\n<p>I used to wonder why so many saucily-dressed young ladies walked the streets hatchet-faced. Now I now. Half are trying to ward off unwanted vulgar advances from men, the other half are annoyed they&#8217;re not getting any!&#13;<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s nothing sexy about contrived, blatant eroticism. What&#8217;s erotic is what seems to be an accident. &#8216;A glimpse of stocking is something quite shocking&#8217; etc.&#13;<\/p>\n<p>Likely to irritate female co-workers also. Assuming your company allows such clothing. It doesn&#8217;t? I wonder why?&#13;<\/p>\n<p>6. Swearing.&#13;<\/p>\n<p>Your gentleman friends might find this amusing, to your face. What they think in private is another matter. Habitual swearing is another sign of a depressed, angry person. It&#8217;s unattractive. The more you do it, the more it corrodes your subconscious.&#13;<\/p>\n<p>7. Breast Augmentation.&#13;<\/p>\n<p>Also known as a &#8216;boob job&#8217;. These look fine, from a distance. Compared to a natural pair, they look odd. They are to real breasts what a transexual is to a &#8216;red hot mama&#8217;; no competition. Up close, they&#8217;re just not as good as the real thing. A perfectly functional piece of equipment has been turned into a cartoon joke, with possible long-term medical consequences.&#13;<\/p>\n<p>Some men like small breasts. Beauty is a matter of proportion. Some women are neurotic about their appearance; nothing will please them.&#13;<\/p>\n<p>A good example is &#8230;&#13;<\/p>\n<p>8. Disappearing Eyebrows.&#13;<\/p>\n<p>They get plucked away to nothingness, then get drawn or tattooed back in. And this is better? One can end up looking freakish, even clown-like. Loss of hair suggests illness. Plucking out one&#8217;s hair is often a sign of mental illness. Girls, desist! Don&#8217;t try to gild the lily!&#13;<\/p>\n<p>IMPORTANT NOTE: There are people who&#8217;ll encourage you in the above. They&#8217;ll say you look lovely. 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