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Baseball Quotes
by:
Aron Wallad
Funny Baseball Quotes


A baseball game is simply a nervous

breakdown divided into nine innings.

Earl Wilson


When they start the game, they don’t

yell, “Work ball.” They say, “Play ball.”

Willie Stargell, 1981


When we played softball, I’d steal

second base, feel guilty and go back.

Woody Allen


A baseball park is the one place where

a man’s wife doesn’t mind his getting

excited over somebody else’s curves.

Brendan Francis


There have been only two geniuses in

the world. Willie Mays and Willie

Shakespeare.

Tallulah Bankhead


Baseball is very big with my people.

It figures. It’s the only way we can

get to shake a bat at a white man

without starting a riot.

Dick Gregory


What does a mama bear on the pill have

in common with the World Series? No cubs.

Harry Caray


Confucius say: Baseball wrong – man with

four balls cannot walk.

Author Unknown


With the money I’m making, I should be

playing two positions.

Pete Rose, 1977


Andre Dawson has a bruised knee and is

listed as day-to-day. Aren’t we all?

Vin Scully


Cricket is baseball on valium.

Robin Williams


Finish last in your league and they

call you Idiot. Finish last in medical

school and they call you Doctor.

Abe Lemons


The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.

Dizzy Dean


I managed a team that was so bad we considered

a 2-0 count on the batter a rally.

Rich Donnelly, minor league manager


Let no one accuse baseball of not being

tough on drugs. During his baseball career,

Steve Howe was given 7 lifetime suspensions.

Bill Ferraro, baseball fan.


I could never play in New York. The first

time I came into a game there, I got into

the bullpen car and they told me to lock the doors.

Mike Flanagan, Baltimore Orioles


On his own scouting report: “Very deceptive.

Slower than he looks.

Joe Garagiola


A lot of things run through your head when

you’re going in to relieve in a tight spot.

One of them was, ‘Should I spike myself ?

Lefty Gomez


Three more saves and he ties John

the Baptist.

Hank Greenwald, on Bruce Sutter

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